(Source: kiggor)
Posts tagged lions
DOES THE MOST HANDSOME BOYFRIEND IN THE ENTIRE SAVANNA HAVE A LITTLE HANGOVER?
I DON’T KNOW. DO YOU?
OH SHUT UP. WHY ARE YOU SO ADORABLE?
I PUT MY FACE ON YOUR FACE AND ABSORB IT THROUGH OSMOSIS.
SHUT UP TWICE. I LOVE YOU. DO YOU WANT TO GO ANTIQUING WHEN YOU CAN OPEN YOUR EYES ALL THE WAY? I WANT TO GET SOME NEW TABLES FOR THE DEN.
I ALWAYS WANT TO GO ANTIQUING. I WOULD GO ANTIQUING EVEN IF I WAS DEAD.
I love how the big cats don’t really grab the scruff. it’s just… they engulf their heads. uvu it’s so cute.
felines ♥
The cubs just always look so resigned. “Sigh. Here we go again.”
(Source: ambivalentme)
SORRY I COULDN’T BRAID YOUR HAIR, EMILY. NO OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
It’s okay, I like talking to you more than I like playing salon. You’re really smart, plus you ate Cindy Meyers for me.
SHE ASKED JIMMY TO THE DANCE WHEN SHE KNEW YOU LIKED HIM. I DID WHAT ANY FRIEND WOULD DO.
She was a total B-I-T-C-H.
THAT SPELLS BITCH!
I know. I’m really good at spelling. So is Jimmy.
YOU TWO ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER.
We are now that Cindy Meyers is gone.
(Source: civecimu)
dat mane!
YELLOW KITTY
Is this a Pantene commercial?
THE SOCCER BALL I CAN’T
DANNY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? ARE YOU AN ASSHOLE? YOU EVER HEARD OF A CUE? DO YOU EVEN KNOW YOUR LINES?
AND LISA, YOU LOOK YOU DIED TWO YEARS AGO. HAIR AND MAKEUP ARE ALL GOOD PEOPLE, BUT THEY’RE NOT FUCKING MIRACLE WORKERS. HOW ABOUT YOU LAY OFF THE BLOW LONG ENOUGH TO GET THROUGH A SCENE, HUH?
FROM THE TOP, AND LET’S PRETEND WE’RE PROFESSIONALS THIS TIME.
SPARKS! LET’S DIM THAT LIGHTING! EVERYONE ELSE, GET TO YOUR STATIONS! LET’S DO THIS AGAIN! IF AT ALL POSSIBLE I’D LIKE TO FINISH THIS FILM BEFORE RIGOR MORTIS SETS IN ON POOR LISA HERE!
DANNY, YOU OVERPRICED MUPPET, YOU READY? YOU SURE? BECAUSE IF YOU FUCK UP AGAIN I’LL CHEW YOUR FACE OFF YOUR SKULL AND STUFF IT IN LISA’S EYE BAGS.
ALL RIGHT, PLACES, EVERYONE!
AND … ACTION!
