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Dear Parents of Wee Hawkeye,

I would like to speak to you on the subject of my daughter’s dowry.  We are woefully short on goats and cattle, but she comes with her own sword, shield and armor as well as the skills to use them effectively.  She will come with a retinue of small plastic dragons and an embarrassingly large number of Legos.  As a mark of her character she has expressed on at least one occasion the desire to pluck out Loki’s eyeballs and break off his horns, as evidenced here: http://youtu.be/j0nKhnZgduM

Submitted for your consideration,

Chloe’s Mom

p.s.  Totally not kidding about the armor:

(Source: tauriice)